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Joke of the Day
"My son asked me on father's day why there was no son day I told him it's every sunday"
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"[1st date] ""I'm really into roll playing,"" I tell her with a wink, and make two pieces of complimentary bread pretend to kiss."
"CNN writer: how's this - my phone is missing. CNN exec: meh Writer: It was on AIRPLANE mode! *CNN exec absolutely loses it*"
"My browser history indicates true mental instability"
"Knock knock Who's there? Owls. Owls who? .................. Exactly!"
"One guy trained how to kiss using kiwi So he wasn't confused by neat mustache that Mary had."
"I like my coffee like I like my racist jokes... Made by someone else."
"Do you think the husband of the GPS lady listens to her directions?"
"""That's what"" - She"
"I hate autocorrect... It turns my writing into a total duckfest."