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Joke of the Day
"If an athlete gets athlete's foot what does an astronaut get? Missile toe."
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"why cant Paul Walker use tumblr? He only sticks to the dashboard"
"What happens when the pope dies Another one popes up"
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. http://imgur.com/kG9MROJ"
"I need advice. I was whipping someone in a gimp mask during a BDSM session, but when he took it off - it wasn't my husband. Whoops, wrong sub."
"I walk with a limp so people think I have a gun in my boot. And because I sprained my ankle running away from a moth."
"What did one leg say to the other? Shorty's growin a beard."
"What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."
"A priest and a rabbi leave a bar ..., and see a ten year old boy. The priest says ""Let's screw him!"" and the rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes"