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Joke of the Day
"Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before Glee,' almost watchable."
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"When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky? When it's raining Datsun cogs."
"Your mother's so fat... Your father couldn't pull out in time."
"Did you hear of the invention of the shovel? It was groundbreaking."