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Joke of the Day

"I always see homeless people walking around with cups of change. I bet they could afford a house if they werent drinking money all the time."

"How do you know a blonde has been on your PC There is typex all over the screen"

"What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles? No ballroom"

"Why did 10 die? Because he was in the middle of 9/11"

"Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies If you liked it then you should have put a rig on it"

"A person died laughing... This tale is told posthumously."

"I found this place online that sells authentic moon rocks. The rocks themselves are really cheap, but the shipping is a bitch."

"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There'sno point to it, anyway."

"A straight face and a sincere-sounding ""Huh?"" have gotten me out of more trouble than I can remember."

"I artificially inseminated a cow this morning! It's true! No bull!"