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Joke of the Day

"Didja hear about this Calcutta couple who had a little baby girl looked just like a frog? They named her Polly-wog."

"BIDEN: I'mma punch him when he comes here. OBAMA: No, Joe. Don't do that. BIDEN: Punch him round the back. OBAMA: Joe. BIDEN: Kick, then."

"Gonna start rapping about women's rights... Call me Feminem."

"If r/jokes was a person, what organ would he be having problems with? De-liver"

"Oh, you solved a murder? I guess that's cool. One time I didn't run over my ex when I saw him crossing the street. I prevented a murder."

"Remove dead skin by hurling yourself into an active volcano."

"So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion!Some of you f*ckers are lying!"

"""A gripping tale of love and survival..."" is how one reviewer described me tumbling down the stairs while trying to retrieve a stray M&M."

"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was."

"What's yellow comes from Peru and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !"