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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a boxing on a slackline? Punchline."

"I told my mom about caching. She said it sounds expensive."

"I regret buying that straight jacket. Thought it would look good on me but I just can't pull it off."

"So a blind girl was giving me a hand job last night... She said I was the biggest she's ever felt, I said ""Nah girl, you're just pulling my leg."""

"Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys? No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!"

"What's the difference between Preston Coach Terminal and a lobster with 34e breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"How do the Chinese select their baby names? They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang"

"How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one more."

"Apparently I can tell the future. If I want something really bad I know it won't happen."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Its a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"