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"What do you call a chilly office? A cubicicle"
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"Clubbing I never have a good time going out to clubs. I can't seem to hit on any girls. All my friends pay to get in and hopefully leave with a one night stand. I pay to stand for one night."
"hunting for meat is a fun, important life skill. all you have to do is find a smaller animal and bite it until it is dead"
"If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine."
"First thing I do every morning when I wake up is take a shit. Then I roll over and get out of bed."
"Hey Click this link."
"Donald Trump is like the ""Scream"" movies in that he blurs the line between comedy and horror."
"Smooth Farmer Whats a farmers best dating advice? A tractor"
"How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch? Infuse the gravy with cocaine."
"The Detroit Lions have been given guns to subvert increasing violence in the area... ...local zookeepers fear the worst."