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Joke of the Day
"Say what you will about drag queens... but they get into more woman's pants than I do."
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"Few things look as optimistic as a dog butt trotting off into the distance"
"Cargo shorts are awesome because you have extra pockets to carry all the ladies numbers that you get."
"What do you call a gay philosopher? Pyfagoras"
"When is Dennis Rodman going to realize that he will be executed as soon as the North Korean basketball team he is training loses their first game."
"Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!"
"did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels."
"If you post BDSM jokes on /r/jokes.... Does it count as a submission?"
"I bet the cooler math nerds call each other Alge-brahs."
"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."