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Joke of the Day

"[ Buzzfeed writer becomes a teacher ] ""Kids today we will learn Alphabets. Here are 26 Alphabets that will blow your mind"""

"What did Descartes say while shopping online? I think therefore I Amazon"

"Why is Oklahoma the bleh state? Because it's just OK"

"What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day? Tree O'clock!"

"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it..."

"My son dropped this gem on me Son: Dad what's a cow plus 2 say? Me: Cow cow? Son: Twwoooooooooo"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? You dress her up as an altar boy.."

"{Father & son fishing} DAD: Son, I don't say this nearly enough... SON: *smiles* Yeah? DAD: ...I used to practice kissing on your Aunt Kim."

"I started a three-way with a Chicken and Egg. I'll let you know."

"What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!"