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Joke of the Day
"""Master Yoda, are we on the right track?"" ""Off course, we are.."""
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"Decided to start a business that serves beer and gives massages Gonna call it Rub and Chug"
"What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal? None"
"What do you call a screaming timepiece? An alarmed clock."
"What's your best Hitler joke?"
"What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman? Pokeballs"
"How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn? Paint one of them black; the others will move away."
"Mr. Jones, did you or did you not have an affair with the victim, Diana? ""No!"" Oh really. And what's your first name? ""Indiana"" [jury gasps]"
"Pretty typical that a female Asian drove Reddit into a ditch, and now a white man has to dig it out."
"I work at a bar, don't like it but it pays good. I just kneaded the Dough. EDIT: Not bar, bakery. Sand autocorrect. Never use Reddit on a phone."