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Joke of the Day
"I got into an awkward situation by having an erection at the office. I was hard at work."
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"2 dudes Came here to tell a gay joke, Butt fuck it."
"Ain't no sunshine when she's gone..... or sandwiches.... Ain't no sandwiches either."
"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave."
"I put my earbuds on just like everybody else. Frantically as someone approaches."
"HARRY POTTER: Alohamora MORA: Aloha, Harry"
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"I turn my phone off overnight. A 3am text either means bad news or drunk people, and both make more sense in the morning."
"How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 3: One to screw it in, another to film it, and a last one to say ""sick turns brah!"""