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Joke of the Day

"How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck"

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"Pokemon Sun is better because the Sun would beat the Moon in a fight That's that's why I picked Pokemon Black"
"A man walks into a bar With a piece of asfalt in his hand, goes to the bartender and says ""Ill take 2 beers, one for me and one for the road"""
"[wearing a 'World's Greatest Dad' t-shirt while talking to the bartender] ""The younger one is about 8 and the older one is older than 8."""
"I really can't stand listening to dubstep... I guess it just wubs me the wrong way."
"Punchline Challenge: ""And by the way, you've got a lovely home!"" What's the setup ?"
"The Magician The magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He counted uno...dos...but he was gone without a tres."
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps could finish a race"
"What does an alcoholic nun have? A bad habit."
"Why are aliens bad at high-fives? Because they always klingon!"
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