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Joke of the Day
"Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. "
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"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints!"
"There are two cavemen sitting by a fire... [OC] One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, ""You like beetles?"" and his friend says, ""No, *CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."""
"This cashier just held my five dollar bill up to the light in case you're wondering how I do with first impressions."
"What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific? Nothing. It just waved."
"1:5 people in the world are Chinese. My family has 5 people so its either my mom, dad, brother Colin or Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin"
"Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute? It's a long-winded story."
"Have you seen the midget outside Walmart, that hides from gay people? Of course you haven't."
"How can you tell two people are married? Both are yelling at the same kid."
"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Utter destruction."