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"Where do butt-pirates have sex? The poop deck."
"Girlfriend asking her Boyfriend about her looks Girlfriend: ""Am I pretty or ugly?"" Boyfriend: ""You're both."" Girlfriend: ""What do you mean?"" Boyfriend: ""You're pretty ugly."""
"One of my employees took 6 months off work to get in touch with his inner child... ... he came crawling back"
"I've been told that red wine compliments a steak. But so far my glass hasn't said anything nice at all."
"What's the difference between kinky and perverted ? Kinky you use a feather; perverted you use the whole chicken !"
"What do you call an Asian-Indian man, who is standing on one leg? Balan Singh"
"""Traaains"" - traveling zombies"
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... Sits down and orders a side of fries, the bartender says ""sorry we don't serve food here."""
"Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him"