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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207..."

"I saw a man with a several rabbits on his head today... When I inquired as to why he had rabbits on his head, he simply stated ""From a distance they look like hares"""

"A Roman walks into a bar... And he holds up two fingers. ""Five beers, please,"" he asks."

"What do you do when you see and Mexican on a bike? Shoot him he probably stole that bike. What do you do when you see a black man on a bike? Shoot the bike, that's your nigger."

"*in-flight announcement* A SNICKERS IS JUST A MARS BAR WITH PEANUTS *struggling noises* PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KN-"

"If I stabbed someone with icicle, no one would find the murder weapon, because it melts. This thought is haunting me."

"Her: (Sigh) How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey? Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!"

"Here's a UPS joke Too late I rang the doorbell, but no one answered. Will redeliver tomorrow. No, you can't come pick it up."

"a long time ago chuck norris kicked the world so hard that its still spinning today."

"Publisher: Mike we can't accept your children's book. It's far too stupid for even the stupidest child. me: It was supposed to be for adults"