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Joke of the Day

"American Ginny Thrasher won gold in the Olympic shooting contest. When asked where she learned her skills ""in school"" she replied."

"What did the man say when he put his package into a mailbox? ""I thought it was a female box"""

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know. You weren't there..."

"I broke up with my girlfriend because I like my women like I like my coffee Without other people's dicks in it."

"I'm excited to announce that I've officially stopped using drugs for fun and solely use them to deal with the unrelenting pain of existence!"

"What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy? ""I wish his hands were made of stone."""

"How to annoy ISIS Call them Daesh"

"Mama mama this bread tastes funny! STFU and eat your brick."

"Stretching before working out is for wussies could someone please call 911?"

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb? Zero. Somebody already did it."