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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a penis. It's soft and squishy until a girl comes along and makes it hard."
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"A midget once smoked a lot of weed... He got medium."
"Where do you send bad Russian cows? The Moolag"
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"Love is like a fart If you have to try its just shit"
"Just thought I caught my wife looking at porn; turns out she was shopping for underwear for herself. What a fucking pervert."
"Bernie Sanders to ban Oral sex if he becomes president.... ""It's the only way I can get reddit to stop sucking my dick"" - he said."