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Joke of the Day

"How would it be living in an only men city? I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while."

"Best day to propose a girl Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll."

"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His condom fits like a glove."

"I got a job crushing cans... ...It's soda pressing..."

"Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!"

"Today I saw a guy on the street wearing a ""Stop Snitching"" shirt I asked him where he got it. he wouldnt tell me."

"Who's the most badass flower salesman? Chuck Florist"

"Scientist My findings are pointless when taken out of context. Media Scientist claims ""findings are pointless"""

"Have you seen the movie about a lone piece of graph paper? The plot was a bit scattered."

"Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome. The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said"" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"""