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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is like the square root of negative one hundred A perfect ten, but imaginary"
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"Sarah Palin's new Christmas book is her attempt at valuing the sanctity Christmas so she can sell books and make money just like baby Jesus."
"I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars. Maybe he can actually hit somebody."
"When life gives you lemons just be thankful it wasn't herpes ."
"85% of Canadian moms need you to fix their computer this afternoon"
"The Strongman by Everhard Muscles"
"There's that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell... Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?"
"I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan."
"What's black and can't swim? A microwave oven."
"What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over? Dough Nuts"