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Joke of the Day

"Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni"

"I just saw Jurassic World... It was DINO-mite!!! A'thank you, I'll show myself out."

"Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses."

"What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar? There's never a line for the bathroom."

"My girlfriend started biting her lip to look sexy... How do I tell her it's supposed to be the bottom lip?"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."

"Starting a cover band called ""A Book"" so no one can judge us."

"Two pedophiles in the park Two pedophiles sitting on a bench in the park, a 13 year old girl walks by. Says one to the other ""Hey, she really has let herself go over the years, hasn't she?""..."

"I used to know a joke about Jonestown... but the punchline's too long."

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Bob had a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a guy."