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Joke of the Day

"How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs."

"What's the difference between Here and There? When you're right the whole room shouts ""Here, here!"" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says ""There, there."""

"My boss dressed up as Caitlyn Jenner in a mini-skirt He showed a lot of balls..."

"I'm starting a mirror cleaning business. Its a job I can really see myself doing!!"

"having sex w/ a girl who has multiple personalities would be awesome unless one of those personalities was hitler"

"A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, ""As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."""

"""Grandpa, get out of the bathtub. You'll get cold and die."" Grandpa got out of the bathtub, got cold, and died..."

"I really like chicken ""So, you really like cocks?"" ""No, but your mom does."" ""I'm sorry but she's not a hen..."""

"What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital? the I see you."

"Things that smell better than they taste: coffee, popcorn, vanilla-scented ass."