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Joke of the Day

"How many calories does the average ejaculated semen has? Apparently not enough to keep my baby alive"

"A handicapped guy walks into a bar................just kidding."

"What runs faster? Hot or cold? Hot because everyone can catch a cold!"

"Jurassic World Fight That fight scene at the end was really intense. I can't help but think those dinos will be sore tomorrow."

"What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources? A Cache-Advance"

"Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated...go figure."

"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant."

"My girlfriend treats me like God... She shouts my name while fucking other guys"

"Oranges got their name from their orange juice-like flavor and orange juice-like color."

"The sign at the pool says, Children Under 12 Require Supervision. I guess anyone over 12 is allowed in with only normal eyesight."