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Joke of the Day

"If a tree falls down in the middle of the forest.... And i scream something in the top of my lungs, and no woman can hear me, Am I still wrong?"

"What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette? Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr."

"I always like taking a shit while on the clock at work but its always so hard to read what time it is when I put it back on the wall."

"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."

"I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed! It's inconceivable!"

"If you don't know what an prefix is, don't worry. It's not the end of the word."

"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realised I'd hit rock bottom."

"I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."

"The wedding card selection at this store blows. Lots of ""Congrats"" and ""Best wishes"" but no ""I still question your sexuality"" anywhere."

"(Grabs store intercom) Would whoever dropped the list with ""pizza"" and ""wine"" on it in the cart come to the front? We need to be friends."