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Joke of the Day

"[Guy on the Death Star who's really sick of hearing Vader's breathing but is too scared to say anything]: I'm going to put on some music"

"Honestly they're going to announce World War 2S before they announce World War 3"

"The stir fry chef had to make a difficult decision. He was between a wok and a hot plate."

"Everything always ends well. If not it's probably not the end."

"Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies."

"My crazy great Grandma My Great Grandma is 104, and she said to me: ""If the good die young, I MUST BE TERRIBLE"""

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard. I just got laid."

"Do you know why there are so many great bakeries in Germany? They had to do *something* with all of the ovens."

"Terrorist Jokes. They'll make you explode with laughter."

"Ethiopia How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Stable bread to the ceiling."