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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Bill Gates get a girlfriend? Because his penis is Microsoft."
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"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway"
"What did you do wrong if your wife comes out of the kitchen and yells at you? You made her chain to long."
"After my prostate exam.... After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came. At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: ""Who the fuck was that?"""
"making it rain (CHEETOS) in the club (my bedroom)"
"How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the beach"
"after brexit... After brexit, papers please is the best selling game in the UK"
"Why don't black people lay in the sun? ...because it's 92.96 million miles away."
"I used to never give a shit, but my attitude is improving. Now I don't give two shits."
"Two packets of crisps were walking down the street. A car slows down beside them and asks if they wanted a ride to where they were going. The crisps replied 'no, we're Walkers'"