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Joke of the Day
"Stop leaving the freezer door open! This is why we can't have ice things."
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"What's the best part of eating a burrito? Every time you fart, you lose weight."
"A trucker cheated to win a poker tournament... It was a big rig."
"Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short? He got out on bale."
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"So, I accidentally sent a picture of my d&#k to everyone in my address book today Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps."
"How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway."
"Judas: *Sips wine* Great, water again, very funny Jesus:HAHA I got you! Judas: So glad this is our last supper Jesus: what? Judas: what?"
"What is the average lifespan of an owl? A little over 6 books."