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Joke of the Day
"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy."
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"What do you call a normal potato? A commentator"
"Friend: Who's that? Me: Oh...that's crazy Kathy. F: Why do you call her that? Is she funny or something? Me: No. She eats hair."
"Knock knock, who's there? Not your dad, that's for sure!"
"My mother called me a son of a bitch... I barked back angrily."
"What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans? The quequeque"
"Trump's last two chances to save his election campaign at the second debate: 1. Be endorsed by Dave. 2. Bring out a resurrected Harambe on stage."
"the printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley it keeps jamming"
"Me: *tied up* Guy: *hits my kneecap* M: I'm not a rat! G: Bring in her sworn enemy! G2: *tosses Rubik's Cube at me* M: Oh god no! I'll talk!"
"The reason angels can fly... ...is that they take themselves lightly. **G. K. Chesterton**"