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Joke of the Day

"s/o to the first person who saw a horse and was like ""YO i wanna sit on that thing and make it take me places"""

"I just flew in from Nova Scotia and boy, are my arms tired... From jacking it in first class the whole way."

"Kids these days can't do shit without #Google. When I was a kid I didn't have Google. So, I pretty much couldn't do shit."

"What do women and Spotify ads have in common? They're both annoying and want your money."

"Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of a stranger making 90% of their decisions."

"FBI just revealed a new, extremely potent, form of Marijuana has just hit the streets. Reports say marijuana usage has reached an all time high."

"Why is camping so much fun? It's intense!"

"On this day in history: people related to you whose names you do not know performed actions that were never recorded."

"I got a free iPad and iPhone today. It's like... this gun is magic!!!"

"What do dissecting a frog and explaining a joke on Reddit have in common? Both are shitty novelties."