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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, feminists cant change anything!"

"Finally successful enough to have ""haters"", still not successful enough to be successful"

"I do this thing where I suddenly become visible to people only when they need me."

"What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts"

"I love the new sound reddit makes when you upvote a post"

"I wish there was a Mormon version of The Bachelor. That way none of the women would have to be eliminated."

"Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school."

"Indian man's pick up line Once you go brown you never turn around..."

"Divorces are like gangbangs... Everyone is trying to fuck you and nobody cares if you're in pain."

"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""How do you drive this thing? """