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Joke of the Day

"People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard: Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?"

"What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination? HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!"

"People keep asking me why I'm working for Dr Frankenstein. I'm only trying to make a living."

"I just saw a Nazi drive past me at 88 mph Probably going Back to the Fuhrer"

"How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Monkeys screw in trees."

"Sarcasm: my second favorite -asm."

"You're fat. Fatty."

"*sticks switchblade into bag of NES cartridges, licks tip of knife, nods to boss* It's good."

"What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids? A real hootenanny!"

"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because on the boat over to America their shirts said To N.Y."