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Joke of the Day

"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr.Dre"

"#jenesuispascharlie #jesuisrdkw Is it that difficult to get over your identity crisis reddit?"

"While I was watching the prison wall, a little midget starting climbing over it and smirked at me And I thought to myself, ""That's a little condescending""."

"Quit my banking job this morning I lost interest"

"[leans over to kid watching Planet of the Apes in the theatre] Call them monkeys one more time & see what happens."

"Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."

"What do you call a liver transplant? A delivery."

"What do bees use to do their hair? Honeycombs!"

"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25"

"Dear readers of reddit, What is the best insult/comeback you've ever thrown down?"