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Joke of the Day
"Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus? He refused to integrate."
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"Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny? Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau"
"What's the difference between an M&M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt."
"Coffee is the silent victim in our house. It gets mugged everyday"
"this is the worst weather ive ever seen ""what about when the wind had sharks in it?"" that was a movie dad ""oh excuse me weather expert"""
"This morning I saw an ad offering 'help' to people contemplating suicide Which confused me, because the industry has banned ads for cigarettes, but apparently they have no qualms with murder."
"As I was backing out a parking space today, a girl with a nice ass walked behind my car. I was checking her out with my rear view camera."
"What kind of orange juice do Jews drink? All kinds, just not concentrated"
"Didja hear about the coke dealer who retired? He didn't want to put his business in other peoples' noses anymore."
"Dammit I hate when the bus breaks down and I am far and away the most delicious looking passenger."