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Joke of the Day
"Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much? They like to get a long little doggie."
Next Joke
"When your kids become teenagers, it's important to have a dog So someone in the house is happy to see you."
"Fun to hear newscasters, while their chopper hovers over an active crime scene, scold people ""the last thing the police need is spectators"""
"Every time I see anteaters in a restaurant, they always order the same thing."
"Confucius Say It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence."
"Let me put on my thinking cap hmmm... all I'm coming up with is ""I'm a sentient garment my very existence is a horror kill me now""."
"How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes? Like a Bosch!"
"A priest and a rabbi walk into the bar. The bar tender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"People with epilepsy see the opportunity And they seize in it."
"They say gays destroy the very fabric of society..... Nonsense! No gay man would ever dream of destroying fabric."