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Joke of the Day

"WTF is a cup of raw asparagus? Next this fucking diet will tell me to eat 4 stalks of powered sugar. A bale of jello. 32 inches of chicken."

"Cow joke. Maybe sex for a cow aint great since the bull dick is jerky."

"Two peanuts walking down a street One was a salted...."

"I love playing ""Army men"" with my Girlfriend I just lay on the ground an she blows the hell outta me"

"What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? The woman."

"I've been researching some useless facts... Want some examples? I have found out that there are over 10,000 different types of lice. And that's just off the top of my head."

"Today feminists asked me how I view lesbians Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."

"Common scene Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!"

"I love my electric toothbrush, but sometimes I just have to break out the acoustic."

"What do lesbians like best about sex? Tastes great...less filling....TASTES GREAT!!! LESS FILLING!!!"