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Joke of the Day
"What did one sandstorm at a nude beach say to the other? Haboob"
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"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer can get Jobs."
"What stops rape every time? Consent"
"What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion."
"Siamese Cat My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a Siamese cat. My mate told me that they are really expensive, so I've bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together."
"Why did jay z cross the road? Because mr mantis ate my skunk food."
"How do you say virgin in German? Guten tight ( )"
"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked."
"Just seen the grave of the woman from 'My Fair Lady'. It says ""Here lies a Doolittle""."
"How can you tell that truckers like nuts? They always have pecans! (Read aloud)"