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Joke of the Day
"I'm tired.... I hear there is a nap for that."
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"How do you make a hormone? Pay well, and give her the best time you can."
"how many babies does it take to paint a wall. depends how hard you throw them"
"WE'RE HERE. WE'RE QUEER. YOU'RE THE MAILMAN. I'M ED QUEER. THIS IS MY FAMILY. WE JUST MOVED IN. I'LL SIGN FOR THE PACKAGE. SORRY IM YELLING."
"A poem I found I dig... You dig... We dig... He dig... She dig... They dig... It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep!"
"What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas!"
"People tell me that I'm condescending That means I talk down to people"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. ............. JK rolling!"
"I eat my pop tarts frozen like the vikings used to have them."
"my thigh gap is just a painted tunnel by Wile E. Coyote"