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Joke of the Day

"Why did the melon try so hard to get her father's approval? Because she cant-aloupe"

"What did a homosexual reindeer say to Santa Claus? Sleigh, daddy."

"Is high blood pressure contagious? Because I think I'm getting it from my patients."

"What is the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"

"I know why my name is Cameron. Father: You know why I named you Cameron? Me:Why Father: cause I came ron"

"Dog: I like pizza. Me: You've never had pizza. Dog: It's food. Me: So? Dog: So I like it. Me: I'm not giving you my pizza."

"I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands."

"conjunctivitis.com Now that's a sight for sore eyes."

"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun. They still suck."

"Why would Gabe Newell be a good president? Because then World War 3 would never happen"