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Joke of the Day
"A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop There is de brie everywhere!"
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"I've stopped trying to explain twitter to my friends and now just say,""I collect tiny imaginary people in my phone using jokes as bait."""
"I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane."
"BEANS & ONIONS Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas."
"What did the chef say to his assistant when he got handed the wrong ingredients? This is neither the thyme nor the plaice."
"UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS."
"Birth Control It's like direct deposit without the interest"
"What do Nazis have for breakfast Luftwaffles"
"Why was the scare crow given an award? Because he is outstanding in his field."
"Drop it! Please, just DROP IT. - My dog, whenever I'm eating."