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Joke of the Day

"I phoned the police. I said, ""A girl is being raped in the park!"" He said, ""You're going to need to be more specific than that."" I said, ""You kinky bastard."""

"An Englishman walks into a pole... He tells him, ""Get the fuck out of my country"""

"What can save Russian Bear Snow den."

"This is not a dad-joke It's a bad-joke"

"Why do lawyers have so much anal sex? Because they are fucking assholes."

"How do you keep a blonde waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"Iron Man is a super hero. Iron Woman is a command."

"BlackBerry and Apple have come together to create a something for ladies who have trouble listening. It's been called the Black-i."

"Thank God lent is over.... not using condoms was definitely getting nerve-wracking."

"Dear clear high heels, Thank you for helping me figure out who's a stripper and who's not."