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Joke of the Day
"The service on my iPhone is so bad I'm thinking of calling it my AOL phone."
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"""What's the difference between sin and shame?"" ""It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."""
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"""You the bomb."" ""No, you the bomb."" In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument."
"What is Reddit's favorite pirate? Neckbeard"