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Joke of the Day

"The total of the food we had was a bit dark... Because we had ""Dim Sum""."

"What do you call it when a midget realizes he's gay? Coming out of the cupboard."

"So my ex-wife is a bird lover... she always wanted a black cockatoo"

"I have a coworker whose humour gets drier ...as he gets more dehydrated. (True story)"

"""Hello, cops? A man in an apron attacked my hair with scissors!"" ""LOL sir, that was a barber."" ""He was black."" ""We're sending a battleship."""

"Beyonce didn't almost fall everyone else just messed up"

"And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! ~ The Okra Show"

"Q: What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand."

"How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot? With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one."

"A study found that being cool in HS does not lead to being successful. The study was conducted by Moms who mean well but aren't helping."