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"Wanna hear a joke about eye fluid? It's vitreous humor."
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"Did you here about the Blonde who made a large donation to the community swimming pool? She gave 25 Gallons of water!"
"What do you call a flower in Florida? Orlando Bloom."
"A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says... ""What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?"" The pirate says, ""Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"""
"Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions."
"two fish are in a.... Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'"
"What Do You Call A Dead Redditor? [REMOVED]"
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"I hate when you're trying to be cheesy but everyone is laughtose intolerant."
"BBC's Sherlock got cancelled Shit, no Sherlock."