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"Anytime a person with a journalism degree writes a story about a celebrity getting bangs, Walter Cronkite punches an angel."
"- Baby, I just want everything to be like it was at the beginning. - When we first met? - No, before that."
"Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms..."
"Someone stole my mood ring. I dont know how i feel about that."
"I bet my butcher 50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said ""No, the steaks are too high""."
"Mr Monster: Oi hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands."
"How do you know the high heel was invented by men? Who else invents things?"
"Finding Nemo (2003) A father is criticized for being overprotective after his wife & kids are murdered & his only surviving son is kidnapped"
"Virgins They never gave a fuck."