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"I finally went to a therapist... ...and all that pervert did was ask me what I thought of a bunch of dirty pictures some guy named Rorschach painted."
"Freedom Isn't Free, So Stop Whining And Pay Your Taxes."
"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog."
"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."
"There needs to be a ""Sorry I clogged your toilet"" Hallmark card."
"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" died yesterday... He was caught in a trap."
"How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid? Mini-mom wage."
"What's known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn't use its full name, which happens to be ""Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division""."
"Your momma so fat... Her splash attack does damage"