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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts."
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"Mom I am 15 now, can I finally wear a bra? No John."
"Why do squirrels have bushy tails? To keep their nuts warm."
"What do call a horse that lives near you? A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)"
"Hey'd you hear about that guy who's half Indian, half Canadian? Yeah, his name is Aziz I'msorry"
"My ex-girlfriend dropped this one on me a heavy box. She was trying to kill me."
"Three Mistakes Of My Life : WTF (Whatsapp Twitter Facebook)"
"Students of Chemistry Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We don't serve noble gasses in here."" Helium doesn't react."
"My genes put the XY in sexy"
"Q. How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Nobody knows, there's no light."