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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Sometimes a canoe tips!"

"How do u kill a blonde ? Give her a knife and ask her who is the prettiest of all ."

"If your status update contains the words, ""I know 99% of you won't repost this,"" there is a 99% chance you're an idiot."

"Boy, pet stores don't like it when you ask, ""What is the most delicious animal you sell here?"""

"Sorry I called you stupid. It was insensitive and heartless of me. I just assumed that you knew."

"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"How does one turn a fox into a pig?.. ...Marry her."

"Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."

"My neighbor claims to have a large collection of classic arcade games but I think it's just a case of 1UPmanship."

"What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party."