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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blonde at a golf course.. ..the 19th hole"
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"If your ringtone is a Black Eyed Peas song you have 4 seconds to answer before the entire office throws their stapler at you."
"Why should you never date a French Horn player? Because every time you kiss, they'll try to shove their fist up your ass."
"Everyone is worried Trump will pull us out of The Paris Accord... But Trump doesn't know how to pull out, that is why he has 10 kids."
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