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Joke of the Day

"Everyone is worried Trump will pull us out of The Paris Accord... But Trump doesn't know how to pull out, that is why he has 10 kids."

"So a Higgs boson meets the Pope... ""You can't have Mass without me."""

"I went to the doctor's office the other day And he told me, ""you've got to stop masturbating so furiously."" I responded, ""why, doc?"" He angrily responded, ""because, I'm TRYING to examine you."""

"I once lost my thesaurus... and I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was."

"What does an American actor say when going to Europe? Let's go PAL."

"How to tell if your wife is mad at you 1. She is"

"Man found dead midway through masturbating Cause of death? A stroke"

"What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? Pork and bologne sammiches."

"I just opened a new christian restaurant called ""The Lord Giveth"" We also do takeaway."

"What is Hitler's favorite type of food? Not Seafood"