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Joke of the Day

"A robber comes up to a man in a suit and threatens him... -Give me YOUR money! -But, I'm a ... politician. -Okay then,give me MY money!"

"Sorry, my dog ate your text message."

"Knock knock. This may not be This may not be a funny joke."

"I have something witty to say Something witty"

"My girlfriend was going to take my last name when we get married... but now we're changing it to Clinton so we can get away with anything we want"

"What would make Batman really salty? Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-"

"If I had a nickel for every time I heard the same joke on Reddit... I'd have about $3.50"

"I bought a blowup doll today, but I won't blow her up until tomorrow. I don't want to seem desperate."

"What does eating a chick out and being in the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"the turkey takes his mask off it's edward snowden obama groans, it's too late to unpardon him now"