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Joke of the Day

"My wife is a lot like a facebook post... Lots of people like her, she gets lots of comments, she has been shared by thousands of people, and she may be viral."

"Ramen again? This guy's a mess. -mice in my kitchen"

"How do you kill a vampire from the South? With a chicken fried stake"

"What's one thing that a canoe will do that a Jew won't? tip!"

"Her: Do I look fat? Him: Do I look stupid?..."

"What'd the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out"

"How do you know if your neighbor voted for Trump? They've got a big burning ""t"" in their yard."

"What's the strongest color? Super Cyan"

"Told my pregnant boss this: Is it OK for you to drink while pregnant... if you're gonna give the baby up for adoption? She laughed at least. But I no longer work there"

"Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."