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Joke of the Day

"I got the most classic, timeless Christmas present this year A broken watch"

"What do rich people and bad flossers have in common? Deep pockets."

"My goal is just to find someone I can comfortably hate everything with for the rest of my life."

"Q: Why do Polish names end in ""ski"" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan."

"What does Hulk say when he poops? IBM!"

"There are two secrets to being a successful businessman. 1) Never tell people everything you know... 2)"

"I wonder if George Michael was a organ donor So he could really give his heart to someone special this Christmas."

"My kid just called Child Protective Services because he still has an iPhone 5S."

"I would tell a joke about sex... but none of you will get it."

"From now on when people forcefully show me pictures of their baby, I'm simply going to reply, ""Hmm... I've seen better."""